Kill Stories

[PwnSauce]

Post your kill stories about funny events in game.



So, me and AVC (Andy) are doing 1v1 and he's kicking my buttocks b/c I'm kinda half-ass playing.

We're on Crash and he's been into Claymores lately and I can hear him setting them up 2nd floor of the tall building.

I tried to toss a stun through the windows but it bounced off and hits me in the face, then I walk into his clay and BAM.
Claymored while I'm blind and ears are ringing.

mega-noob but it was good for a laugh.

What's your best story?

PS Screencaps of funny kill stories work too.

 

[DamageINC]

I shot a guy once, he died.

 

[WaLLy]

Probably the most memorable death I've experienced is...

I hear shots being fired just outside of the balcony (in Broadcast)...
I'm running towards the action trying to be a hero...
I'm running at full speed and jump out the balcony...
And boom, I'm dead! The funny part, I died mid-air by a freaking stunner!!
The killer: PwnSauce

Probably the funniest deaths I've ever experienced! Best of all, it was legit. Wish I had recorded it cuz man, it's just one of those times where you just wish you had footage!



The next best kill was an S&D match (in Backlot) with quite a few of you there.

It was at least a 5v5, and the only person's left were Tito and I..
So I tell Tito, hey don't shoot, I'm gonna show you something :troll2:
He agrees.
We meet up and I get in front of him..
And I just :troll2: threw a stunner to his body.
Tito = dead
Round won.
Match won.
Laughters all around. :troll2:
you Tito!

 

[SteelHorse]

I think its bad when i go prone to call an airstrike i call it and then someone shoots me, fuck, respawn right over my own airstrike fuck and I'm the only one it kills new definition of go fuck urself

 

[PwnSauce]

Probably the most memorable death I've experienced is...

I hear shots being fired just outside of the balcony (in Broadcast)...
I'm running towards the action trying to be a hero...
I'm running at full speed and jump out the balcony...
And boom, I'm dead! The funny part, I died mid-air by a freaking stunner!!
The killer: PwnSauce

Probably the funniest deaths I've ever experienced! Best of all, it was legit. Wish I had recorded it cuz man, it's just one of those times where you just wish you had footage!

I remember that one!
You flew out the window and the stun hit and your body turned into a corpse, mid-air.
wish i had recorded that one.

 

[Kessa]

(This was way back when me and my bro would play on the same server)
Both of us were on different sides, and we were giving away the positions of our team mates through xfire.

Im on the Offense side *hes defence*

Backlot
Last Round
Bomb B has been planted
My team is dead
He's the only guy left on his side
20secs remaining

I keep telling him that there's one of my guys in the building gaurding the bomb.
He looks for him
Bomb exploads
My team wins
His team rages at him

 

[RaZeR]

My best kill story.
This was on the china town map.
i was using the mg from the spawn point where all the grass is because im quite good with that mg so im killing people everywhere. i get shot and then i spawn right next to it so i get back on. someone pops out right in front of me and flashs me. Behind him i can see all of his team doing a rush to against ours while 3 quarters of my team haven't respawned yet. While im flashed (my entire screen is completely white) i start spam my mg like crazy trying to kill him before he kills me and i start killing people everwhere! i completely destroy his teams rush and i get an extra 7 kills after that. That was the day that i got my 17 kill streak

 

[HIBred]

Ok i was trying to remember some good ones but today's one topped them all as best kill cam :
1 vs 1 gungame with Razer
me on knife level and him on lmg's i think
map:countdown
he was holed up in one of the steel hangars and i kept spawning in the one next to it...
so when he got to snipers ,I just crept left to right and back again in the door way like space invaders..
he finally got me after a bunch of tries .. best kill cam

Also my best kill recently was Tito in his balcony spot with c4 from across the space between the balcony and the walkway,super satisfying .... u Tito

 

[Ethan]

I love when a match occurs and I decide to use clays in the place of marty. Someone kills me -I wait to spawn, and 3 seconds later, they run into my clay which is still active. It's very efficient.

Don't even get me started on all the moments when I get killed right as I place a clay. Better yet, all the times people jump over my clays and kill me.

 

[RaZeR]

Ok i was trying to remember some good ones but today's one topped them all as best kill cam :
1 vs 1 gungame with Razer
me on knife level and him on lmg's i think
map:countdown
he was holed up in one of the steel hangars and i kept spawning in the one next to it...
so when he got to snipers ,I just crept left to right and back again in the door way like space invaders..
he finally got me after a bunch of tries .. best kill cam

Also my best kill recently was Tito in his balcony spot with c4 from across the space between the balcony and the walkway,super satisfying .... u Tito

it took like 15 shots to get you

 

[AVC]

I was playing S&D, and by some miracle I got an Airstrike.

So, next round I use the AS, but I screwed up the placement and TK'd nearly the entire team. Me included.

 

[TheDude]

I killed slaya 3 times in a row with stuns on broadcast one time. He got really pissed

I try to kill people with stuns all the time.

 

[Take]

Tito a couple of other guys and me were in s6, tito spawned all the way back, at the sniper house. I was running from the toilet room to the stairs out side (where spawncampers hide behind those palets.) When I just got outside I died from pretty much nothing. When I watched the kill cam I saw that Tito threw a random stun from the spawn he was and it killed me. Long distance stun kill yo!