Game - What I learned from the movies

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This is what i learned from the movies:

Building ventilation ducts are always clean and illuminated.

When text appears on a computer screen, it appears one character at a time, accompanied by a clicking sound.
 
DamageINC

DamageINC

K3's Useless Admin
|K3| Executive
I learned that handguns can hold 400 rounds and u can hit someone while doing a flip.
 
Cent0

Cent0

Lieutenant Colonel
|K3| Member
OH THIS IS A GMAE.
i learned not to do those flips that Bruce Lee did/does
 
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Cent0 said:
OH THIS IS A GMAE.
i learned not to do those flips that Bruce Lee did/does
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Excellent. You have now decided to go back and read the title. Now go back and read the content and you may understand. Sheesh.

More stuff I learned for the movies:

Alien computer systems are understandable by humans within an hour, and are susceptible to human-crafted viruses - even when those viruses are written on completely different hardware.

The computer display is not hellishly bright to look into, but will project onto the user's face as if from a 2000w projector.

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An electric fence, powerful enough to kill a dinosaur will cause no lasting damage to an eight year old child.
 
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Mr.Rippie

Corporal
I learned you can curve a bullet if u concentrate really hard and that whenever the protagonist messes up or dies there's always some kind of "reset" button or they magically come alive :p
 
Joe Momma

Joe Momma

First Lieutenant
Former Krew Member
i learned that peoples moms can be really hot even if they are old and wrinkly. i learned that saggy boobs are ftw
 
WaLLy

WaLLy

Lieutenant General
|K3| Executive
I learned that the good guy gets shot a million times and none of those bullets hits him, but when the good guy shoots, the enemies get hit the 1st time around and ends up dying.
 
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CaptainCockslap

Corporal
I learned that whenever a delivery boy and/or repairman of any sort enter a house occupied by a woman with breast implants, within a minute or so his pants will be on the ground and cheesy synth bow chicka wow music will start playing.
 
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LOL Captain, we know what knd of movies you've been watching

I learned that should you wish to pass yourself off as a German officer, it will not be necessary to speak the language. A German accent will do.
 
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Caveadsum

The Merchant of Venom
|K3| Legend
When your enemy finally has an opportunity to kill you, he will spend his time talking to you about it until you figure out a way to kill him.
 
DamageINC

DamageINC

K3's Useless Admin
|K3| Executive
Caveadsum said:
When your enemy finally has an opportunity to kill you, he will spend his time talking to you about it until you figure out a way to kill him.
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LOL. One of the best lines is from Tuco in The good, The bad and the ugly.

"When you have to shoot, shoot, don't talk."

Said that to the guy he shot, who was intending on killing him but wanted to talk a little beforehand.

Another great quote from this awesome movie. "Don't die, I'll get you water. Stay there. Don't move, I'll get you water. Don't die until later."
 
Bambi

Bambi

Sergeant
Former Krew Member
I learnt that in those cheese based, bom chicka wow wow, movies:
(1) Everybody is blessed with 12 inch bananas or greater
(2) nobody prematurely ejaculates
(3) Everybody has an extraordinary lack of hair in certain places
(4) Swearing means everything is fine
(5) Cheesy lines (possibly with cheesy content) will get a woman in bed
(6) People are never interrupted during sex, and if they are it is only for a third party to join in
 
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Caveadsum

The Merchant of Venom
|K3| Legend
Wow that sure is quality cinema that you like Nick.

I learned that even if you met the heroine for the first time that day, by the time half an hour has passed she will be head over heels in love with you.
 
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