Funny Sex Laws

517Houston

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It is a law in Bakersfield, California that you must wear a condom when having sex with Satan. Apparently the spawn of Satan isn't welcome in Bakersfield!

In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a mother and her daughter at the same time. Seems like they need to plan alternate date nights!

In Indonesia it is illegal to masturbate and it is punishable by decapitation. How are the Indonesian masturbation police going to know? Do you report yourself?

In Cali, Columbia it is a law for the bride's mother to be in the room to witness the act of sex on her wedding night. Mom in the room is definitely not a turn on. Good luck with that!

In Liverpool, England saleswomen can go topless only in tropical fish stores. Well that makes sense, right?

It is illegal to have sex without a condom in Nevada. Way to promote safe sex!

Merryville, Missouri prohibits women from wearing corsets. Why you may ask? The law states, "the privilege of admiring the curvaceous, unencumbered body of a young woman should not be denied to the normal, red-blooded American male."

In Fairbanks Alaska, even the moose are not allowed to have sex in the streets! When two moose love each other very much...

In Oblong, Illinois it is illegal to make love while you are hunting or fishing on your wedding day. Better rethink that honeymoon camping trip!

In Willowdale, Oregon it is illegal for a man to curse during sex. No more naughty name calling!
 

Sargass

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In Cali, Columbia it is a law for the bride's mother to be in the room to witness the act of sex on her wedding night. Mom in the room is definitely not a turn on. Good luck with that!

But you can have sex with the mother AND the daughter...
 

DamageINC

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If you google strange laws you will find the most absurd stuff. A few from Oregon.

It is illegal to whisper “dirty” things in your lover’s ear during sex.
Ice cream may not be eaten on Sundays.
It is illegal to buy or sell marijuana, but it is legal to smoke it on your own property.
One may not bathe without wearing “suitable clothing,” i.
Canned corn is not to be used as bait for fishing.
 

Rival

Double Nature
Former Krew Member
Sweden:

While prostitution is legal, it is illegal to use the services of a prostitute.

You may only own half a meter down in the ground of any land you own.

It is illegal to repaint a house without a painting license and the government’s permission.
 

Freeze

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Former Krew Member
In Indonesia it is illegal to masturbate and it is punishable by decapitation. How are the Indonesian masturbation police going to know? Do you report yourself?

I googled this and stuff like yahoo answers say yes but without any further elaboration, I didn't find anything official. This is probably some dumb myth that some western people made.
 

Rival

Double Nature
Former Krew Member
I googled this and stuff like yahoo answers say yes but without any further elaboration, I didn't find anything official. This is probably some dumb myth that some western people made.

Well yeah, you shouldn't trust everything you read on the internet. I read that in Sweden, it's a fathers duty to teach his son how to masturbate. :wtf: Never heard it before.
 

DamageINC

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Indonesia has incredibly harsh laws. They execute people for marijuana possession.

A 14 year old Aussie boy was arrested in Bali for possessing 3.6 grams of pot. He faced 12 years in prison.
 

theGenius

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Indonesia has incredibly harsh laws. They execute people for marijuana possession.

A 14 year old Aussie boy was arrested in Bali for possessing 3.6 grams of pot. He faced 12 years in prison.

isnt that malaysia? and if im not totally mistaking it was malaysia where you had to watch ur back at airport so smugglerrs dont use u to do the dirt... and if caught get executet.

or its both...
 
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