Whitney Houston Jokes

[517Houston]

Why did Whitney Houston snort Splenda? She thought that it was Diet Coke.

Whitney Houston apparently discovered that there IS a mountain high enough.

There's going to be a huge line outside of Whitney Houston's funeral next week. Which, coincidentally, is what killed her.

The cause of Whitney Houston's death is not clear - as everyone knows, crack is white.

What's the difference between Whitney Houston and my piece of junk car?

At least my car can hit 50.

 

[Freeze]

Some were too easy, but made me laugh ^^.

 

[Rival]

Making fun of dead people.
Really fun.
Really.
Really?!

 

[517Houston]

News of Whitney Houston's death travelled with such speed. When I heard I couldn't help but crack up with emotion. She was a real heroin. It's such a blow. She made a real hash of things though. Her life just went to pot. Someone should have kept tabs on her

 

[TheDude]

I don't like making fun of people who are dead, either, really. But also, who death was blown way out of proportion in terms of importance... so much so that the situation begs to be made fun of.

While I will refrain from the jokes, the only reason people are making such a big deal is that she was famous. She's not even musically important. People die slow, horrid deaths in Africa and Third World countries all the time, but no one gives a shit.

So RIP and all that, but who gives a SHIT about Whitney Houston?

Cops, Firefighters, and Civil Servants deserve more attention in death than some rich bitch popstar.

So let people make their jokes =P .... she OD'd anyway.

 

[animal66]

I'm with the dude on this one. She tookk the decision to try her first line of coke. she could've said no. Respect to the military, firefighters cops etc, who deserve more attention than someone who sings.

Btw, they are going to release her most famous film with a new title.


It's called "The Bodybag"

 

[Sodalover]

It's ok guys, she's with her career now.

 

[517Houston]

This says it all::

 

[Rival]

 

[TheDude]

Win red rival!

 

[Rival]

Win red rival!

Sort of. I laughed so hard when I found that pic.

 

[TheDude]

That's why it's win.

 

[Rival]

I knoooooooow.

 

[517Houston]

What were Whitney Houston's last words?
Blub, blub, blub.

Whitney Houston is now starring in a new film called "The Bodybag".

Bobby Brown has committed suicide over Whitney's death. His last words? "Two can play at that game, bitch!".

What song was playing on the radio when Whitney drowned?
Splish, Splash, I was taking a bath. Long about a Saturday night.

What do the Titanic and Whitney Houston in common?
Both were black and sunk to the bottom.

What don't they have in common?
One cracked before going down, the other smoked crack before going down.

What was the first clue Whitney was in trouble?
There were several Bobby Browns floating in the tub.

What's 6 inches long and won't be getting sucked on valentines day???
Whitney Houstons crack pipe........

Whitney Houston in "Waiting to Inhale" coming soon

Whitney's last words: "Calgon take me away glurg glurg"

There having a closed casket so Bobby can't punch her

Whitney Houston's Candlelight Vigil::

 

[SoftScope]

These are the kind of jokes that i feel bad after i laugh at.

 

[Rival]

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