Shouldn't have laughed..but I did

HIBred

HIBred

Foolish Mortal
|K3| Executive
I want to hear some funny stories about things that shouldn't have been funny you couldn't help but laugh,I'll start...

So we were sitting in traffic when on the side of the road a dog fight occurred between a little chihuahua dog and a pitbull...The owner of the little dog was screaming and the owner of the pit was whacking his dog on the head trying to make him let go....So this big Hawaiian passerby steps up and moves the owners aside and proceeds to lick his finger and...shloomp! Sticks his finger up the pitbull's butthole...he promptly let go :lmao:
 
tombraider

tombraider

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i was at olive garden and this huge girl walks in. i was eating and all of a sudden i look over just in time to watch this girl trip fall and bounce on the floor. she broke her wrist and was takin out in an ambulance. it was the funniest thing ever but i dont think i shoulda laughed...
 
HIBred

HIBred

Foolish Mortal
|K3| Executive
This one still makes me feel bad....High School...lunchtime...Teri burger day(like eating a rubber slipper)..massive food fight breaks out...girl with a broken leg/crutches starts to make for the door as fast as she could...suddenly all burgers were aimed at her....didn't laugh at first until she turned around ...threw her crutches down and started to whip the burgers back!..she got some good hits in too...:lol:
 
NickHouston

NickHouston

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In school, my english teacher tripped over someone's desk. He fell face first onto the floor. We all laughed. He was kinda mad but he laughed at himself so it was alright:p
 
PaigeBoo

PaigeBoo

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Former Krew Member
At Target with mom and Ryleigh, Crazy lady in the aisle is talking to herself and left her cart RIGHT in the middle of the aisle. Mom walks past to grab some soap, on the way back (squeezing past the cart in the way) her purse knocks a bottle off the thing. She stops, and is about to pick it up when the crazy lady goes, "you dropped shit". My mom looks at me and gives a dirty look, I try not to giggle. Lady starts talking about how mom is a bad mother and stuff (because she knocked something over), mom hip checks the chick's cart and sends it crashing into the aisle spilling bottles of shampoo... Mom, "You dropped some shit." I tried so hard not to laugh but... I ended up laughing so hard I was crying
 
HIBred

HIBred

Foolish Mortal
|K3| Executive
My family motorcycle shop...guy wants to borrow our Armor All...me:"Sure,but just don't put any on your tire treads"...He proceeds to douse his tires,treads and all....pulls away..makes it to the end of the block and makes a right turn...blam!Down he goes...He comes right back to buy a mirror and brake lever....:giggle:
 
tombraider

tombraider

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she was like 500 and im pretty sure that she bounced it was soo funny but not at the same time
 
A

Alden

Corporal
I have 3 of them. I have a awesome rollerskating rink at my town, pretty cool spot I go there often with my friends to do some pretty fast and intense skating. well of course there are TONS of accidents there everyday. So I'm there and there's this kid who's speeding around the rink and tries to do a 360 sip but crashes into a wall I skated past him and said "10 points" then chuckled to myself but then he started crying and I felt pretty bad.
I used to go practice judo (a martial art) at my local YMCA when I was in 3rd to 5th grade. hey have pretty flimsy walls and pretty big high school students who went also, so about 3 times I can recall some fat guy gets pushed and smashes his butt into the wall leaving a huge butt shaped hole :lmao: still funny today. And finally this video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ENmYDQb0mA&feature=related actually I think this is acceptable :LOL:
 
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