Help with the Ladies

MasterCLiP

Resident Brony
Former Krew Member
Hey guys,

I'm looking for any advice anyone can offer on the subject of women. How to ask one out on a date? What if you want to hok up with a friend? Whats the best pick up line? What do girls like to talk about? Whats the best thing to give a girl? When would be the best time to kiss a girl when out on a date? What should you NOT say to a girl?

Answers to these questions and any other advice would be much appreciated. :)
 

Ethan

Captain
Former Krew Member
Don't tell her you are a bronie first of all :cool:

Talk about what the girl likes, ask questions, but give her time to answer/talk. NEVER DISAGREE :haha:

Never ask a girl her weight.

That being said, I'll leave it to Paige and SniperGirl to answer the rest ;)
 

517Houston

|KKK| Gaming Legend
|K3| Member
Bred is on the right track... and so is Ethan.. Don't try to hard.. Be yourself, dont tell her you know Poodle.. Dont use the word cunt and keep your language fairly clean. Do NOT talk about gaming, find out what she likes and roll with it
 

BluBirD78

Master of BluballZ
|K3| Member
MAke her laugh and you're home free...

That and... I think a lot of girls like to talk about themselves lol. So ask her questions about her, and let her talk, women love to talk!! Other than that just be yourself and if she doesn't like it then find someone else, I sure wouldn't change myself to please someone else, let them be happy with who YOU are.
 

Arcani

Second Lieutenant
Former Krew Member
i knew some1 was gunna bring me up - i was just waiting
dont be me and dont mention me or shell think ur in a mental hospital otherwise ya what every1 else is saying - hell i hear that alot from em
 

Cent0

Lieutenant Colonel
|K3| Member
bred is on the right track... And so is ethan.. Don't try to hard.. Be yourself, dont tell her you know poodle.. Dont use the word cunt and keep your language fairly clean. Do not talk about gaming, find out what she likes and roll with it
except the girl i have this thing with this girl whos pretty hot and games on a ps3!!!!!!!!!!
 

MasterCLiP

Resident Brony
Former Krew Member
lol Thanks for all the good comments!

I know laughter is a big thing, but I can never seem to think of witty things until after the conversation is over. I remember I used to listen to the Comedy stations on Pandora 24/7 to try to increase my humor vocabulary, but any jokes are funny comment I thought I memorized seemed to fly out of my head when I started to talk to a girl lol. I blame the Internet because I can be witty on the Internet but that's because I don't have to respond to things immediately. Anyway I'll try to just ask her about stuff an roll with whatever she says.

Note to self: expand wardrobe outside of videogame and pop culture themed clothing when talking to girls
 

Ethan

Captain
Former Krew Member
LoL,yeh listen to Pugger,Chack,and Me if you wanna be a playa. Listen to Bob,Andy and pwn if you wanna get married. Listen to Animal if you wanna have 6 kids...

Listen to Ethan if you want to be a 40 year old virgin.
:rofl:

*Or if you plan on banging a 15 year old.
 

CiTyCHiLD

Second Lieutenant
Former Krew Member
The thing is girls don't like 21 questions though so try not to do that. I like to go for the kiss when we are walking to the car after dinner or the movies, or on the way to her front door. Girls like jewelry, but if it's a girl that you just started dating, then I would stick to stuffed animals. If you are asking your friend out on a date, then make sure she knows it's a date. If you say "Hey let's go to the movies this weekend", she's going to think just as friends which would be awkward when you are slobbering all over her lol.
 

PaigeBoo

|KKK|s wise lesbian
Former Krew Member
Okay, for the kiss one, I've found that when I have that gut feeling that it's the right time and feel like I should kiss her, I should. Because usually they feel the same way. Ask her on the date in person, it's okay to be a little shy too. You don't have to be horribly funny, but if you have some funny story or something related to what you're talking about, tell her. Don't interrogate her either, just let the conversation do it's thing.

I'd have to agree with City on the stuffed animals, but if you're just trying to surprise her one day out of no where, do something more along the lines of getting her favorite coffee somewhere or something like that so she knows you've been paying attention to her likes.

Don't be afraid to talk about yourself either, I know most of these guys say that girls like to talk about themselves, but they also like to know about the person they are dating lol.
 

ottoids

KKK's Pecker Checker
Former Krew Member
Many times it depends on the girl...what she is like...what she thinks etc. How you get a girl to be your girlfriend is...get to know her and than do what she likes...but DO NOT continuously do everything she likes because she is going to get bored of you and you'll be pooped...
 

HIBred

Foolish Mortal
|K3| Executive
You could go with the "I'm a highly trained assassin and I need your help with a sensitive mission,shhsh say nothing" angle...chicks dig that...
 

WaLLy

Lieutenant General
|K3| Executive
Lol at a few responses.

I couldn't agree more with Paige. I've learned that if you share just as much information as the girl, you'll get brownie points.

When to kiss a girl? DON'T THINK ABOUT IT. If you really like her, sooner or later you'll get a chance. Just don't rush it.

You also have to find an in-between of a nice and a douche. You don't want to seem like a bitch, nor a giant a-hole.

Lastly, just freaking ask her out. The last thing you want is going around thinking "what if I would have done this differently?". Like Nike says Just Do It!


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Trasgu

Second Lieutenant
Former Krew Member
Well, I wouldnt know what advice to give you so I think Im just gonna tell u a bit of my own personal story.

My gf and I got to know each other right when I arrived here since Im in the same year as her just different classes. We didnt get to talk too much until the end of october. When I started going out with friends and I would find her as well in the group. We got along really well and soon we became close friends as if we had known each other for years. We started telling each other stuff that we wouldnt tell other normal friends (its kinda risky cuz u really need to trust that person in orther to actually tell her the stuff I told her) Weeks went by and yea, we became really fuking close. We met almost everyday and when we couldnt, we would call each other and see how it was going and stuff. Damm, I remember this 1 time we were studying at her house together and she began to take her clothes off right in front of me, Im like "wtf are u doing" and she naturally replied to me "Im gonna change my clothes, can u wait a sec?" U can easily guess how surprised I was when we actually knew each other only for a couple of weeks. Basically we really trusted each other cuz we are very similar and we like pretty much the same thing. Eventually I thought, "fuk it, Im asking her out. Doesnt matter what happens". I had to wait a couple of days to get the right time (yes u DO NEED a right time) but when I got 1 I just said it. She slaped the shit out of me and said "why didnt u ask sooner?!"... well it has been pretty much the same since then. (although we do get a lot more of things going on) but what I wanna say is just be yourself with her, get to know her, if u macth then go ahead and ask her out, its not gonna be a failure. I mean, for fucks sakes, if u can wacth that stupid show Im sure u can ask a girl out. Just be yourself and have trust in yourself.
 
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Joe Momma

First Lieutenant
Former Krew Member
Oh, and one thing you never want to do.... Don't become too close to her friend wise. If you plan to ask out a girl do it in the first week or so after meeting her. No more. If you go more you are falling into the friend zone, which I did twice :(
 
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