Funny Homework Excuses

[H1pFiR3]

We have all heard the "My dog ate my homework" excuse right?
What are some other funny ones?
Post Away!
Here are some of mine.

I didn't do it because I spent all night doing the previous night's homework.
I let somebody copy it but they never gave it back.
History repeats itself. I didn't do my homework last week.
I couldn't find the answer book in the library.
The bus seat was too wet to finish it this morning.

 

[WaLLy]

I'm failing anyway.. so what's the point?
My Internet access was down.

The best one of them all is...

 

[Cent0]

I forgot we had homework... can I do it and turn it in tomorrow?

^That worked for me last year with this teacher who loved me <333

 

[No Mercy]

My religion doesnt believe in it...

 

[MikeK]

I'm not going to study math. im my university so I dont need to study it now

^ the funniest thing is that it works sometimes

end the second is

me: "I didnt have enought time"
teacher: " you HW was very little!!!"
me: "but there were 5 "little" HWs for 45 mins each" (enother subjects)

 

[NickHouston]

"It fell in dog crap on the way to the bus stop."

"I didn't feel like it."

"My dad told me that homework was invented by the commies."

 

[Ethan]

"I was on kkkgaming.com."

"I went to bed."

"I had homework for all subjects, and felt that this was the least important because: Since you are such a great teacher, I understand the material."

 

[Kessa]

''According to my calculations, the problem doesn't exist''

''I did it, but i forgot it at home''

''I thought it was due tommorow''

''I sold it for lunch money''

 

[MassNightmare]

"My dog ate it"

"Wait,the test was today?"

"I forgot about it"

 

[MikeK]

"your subject is useles"

---------- Post added at 01:19 AM ---------- Previous post was at 01:18 AM ----------

"It fell in dog crap on the way to the bus stop."
"My dad told me that homework was invented by the commies."

+1 (can't thank)

 

[Unruley1]

I ran out of toilet paper.

 

[ZeroHoustn]

I was too busy pleasuring myself with a picture of you, that I completely forgot

My house caught fire because of your gay ass homework

I did homework, I washed dishes, took the dog for a walk ect.

I did it in my head. No, seriously ask me anything.

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[HIBred]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozTFH4YeI_U
JK don't tell ur teacher that

 

[CiTyCHiLD]

How about: "The trashcan ate my homework".

Or for us Call of Duty nerds: "An Airstrike blew up my house with my homework in it".

For females, they can use: "I don't need to do my homework I'm going to be a stripper".

 

[malasins]

"I had a family emergency"
"I'm going green and i don't want to use killed trees"

 

[MikeK]

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awesome excuse