Forum Mini Games: The Neverending Story

[Septimus]

There is another game (game?) btw. We users can write our own fable! This is simply. Every user can write only one sentence in post (don't doubleposting) for example.

User 1: Long time ago, there is big castle.
User 2: Beautyfull princess lives in this castle
User 3: She want to be wife of courageous Prince
User 1: Cuz this prince has magical sword of light!
User 4: But he sold his sword and buy RPG-7
User 3: When he testing his new RPG he destroy her castle
User:5: And then she...

And we have our fable its neverending! I try to start:

Not so long time ago, Al-Asad kidnaped beautyfull princess and close her in Broadcast's WC.

 

[Joe Momma]

Oh yea, we have a thread similar to this somewhere. It's been up for like a year lol. Well ok.



Little did Al-Asad know, the princess actually had a penis.

 

[CiTyCHiLD]

But the princess's penis was no ordinary penis. Her penis had magical powers!

 

[Septimus]

There are more than one diffrent magical powers like flame thrower or Water turbo jet stream!

 

[MikeK]

Princess' penis thought BO is the best game ever

 

[Septimus]

But there are black clouds come over BOs head...

 

[MikeK]

BO = Black Ops so princess' BF (not BFBC but BoyFriend) was thinking about how the fuck can BO have a head...

 

[Septimus]

This is simply! The clouds come over all BOs players! Really don't understand? BTw this is off-topic in off-topic. It can't be. Anyway...

All guns in Bo disapeared!

 

[Ethan]

After the penis and Al-Asad stop daydreaming about BO, Al-Asad goes in to torture the princess

 

[CiTyCHiLD]

Al-Asad tortures the princess with feathers. Tickling the princess all over.

 

[Septimus]

but the feathers arent regular feathers... They are Super-Ultra-Hyper-PowerRangers-MegaZord Feathers of DOOM!!!

 

[Ethan]

So she laughs so hard her penis falls off and Al-Asad sees it

 

[Septimus]

Wmhahahahaha! At last! The Mystical Penis of DOOM is mine!!! - says Al-Asad

 

[Ethan]

Just as he trys to pick up the penis, the princess breaks free and knocks him out.

 

[Septimus]

Mwhahaha its too late little princess! - say Al-Asad - My minions are on their way to pick up this magicial penis of DOOM! (and Al-Asad died)