Poontang:::
the Smirnoff one?THIS IS VERY HOT.
Also, Kaptain Guus your signature still freaks me right the fuck out.
THE DOG HAVING VIETNAM FLASHBACKS.
Although the pie one is kinda funny.
Home-made Tacos and Waikiki Meatballs.
WTF IS HAWAIIAN SAUCE. I'll bet its some sweet sour sauce with a pineapple flavor to it. Anything with pineapple gets labeled Hawaiian even though pineapple is not even close to indigenous and its not even grown that much out here anymore. I think Dole is the only place that still has fields of any size left. Ham and pineapple on pizza = DELICIOUS BUT NOW HAWAIIAN.
Real hawaiian food is poi/laulau/anything made with kalo with a chaser of kawa. Kalua pig with long rice is fucking delicious, but even that is post missionary. No pigs on the islands before the haole's brought them. Hawaiians just put the pork in the imu (underground stone oven) to give it a unique flavor.
SORRY BIT OF A TOUCHY SUBJECT AND IM NOT EVEN ETHNICALLY HAWAIIAN. Fuckin haole's, bra.
What were we talking about? Where am i? Who are you? What are you doing in my head? GET OUT OF MY BRAIN THE CIA IS STEALING MY THOUGHTS AND MARK WALLBERG IS THE REINCARNATION OF JESUS.
pineapple on pizza?
the pineapple ruins the whole thing
i meen fruit with meat and cheese nasty