You Gotta Love Kazakhstan!

Goss400

|KKK| Member and Official post whore
Former Krew Member
Kazakhstan greatest country in the world.
All other countries are run by little girls.
Kazakhstan number one exporter of potassium.
Other countries have inferior potassium.

Kazakhstan home of Tinshein swimming pool,
Its length thirty metre and width six metre.
Filtration system a marvel to behold.
It remove 80 percent of human solid waste.

Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan, you very nice place,
From plains of Tarashek to Northern fence of Jewtown.
Kazakhstan friend of all except Uzbekistan.
They very nosey people with bone in their brain.

Kazakhstan industry best in the world.
We invented toffee and trouser belt.
Kazakhstan’s prostitutes cleanest in the region.
Except of course for Turkmenistan’s

Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan, you very nice place.
From plains of Tarashek to Northern fence of Jewtown.
Come grasp the mighty penis of our leader.
From junction with the testes to tip of its face!

And the worst English translation we can get (as told by Babelfish):

Kazakhstan, the large country in the world,
All other countries run by small girls,
Kazakhstan, one exporter of potassium,
All other countries have potassium inferior.

Kazakhstan, the house of swimming hole Of Tinshein,
It lengths 30 meter also of the widths of 6 meters,
The system of filter miracle, it is which necessary to contemplate,
It extracts 80 percent of human solid withdrawal.

Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan, you are very glorious place,
From the plains of Tarashek to the northern fence of the town of Jews,
Kazakhstan, the friend of all excludes Uzbekistan. They push their noses in our matter and have a bone in their brain.

Kazakhstan the industry of industry s the better in the world,
We invented toffe and your belt of trousers,
Prostitutes Kazakhstan the cleanest in Central Asia,
with exception of those being into Turkmenistan.

Kazakhstan, Kazakhstan you are very glorious place,
From the plains of Tarashek to the northern fence of the town of Jews,
Arrive at Astana and you will hold the powerful penis of our president
from the testes to its prompt.


:haha:
 

AVC

Banned
I heard that when he did Borat, he stayed in character for the entire shoot.

I liked him the best in Madagascar II
 

RikuX2

Second Lieutenant
Yeah a lot of actors do that, it's called 'method acting'
Christoph Waltz who played Hans Landa (the jew hunter) in Inglorious Basterds was the same.
 
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