Some humor regarding pr0n.. Don't worry, it's SAFE

WaLLy

WaLLy

Lieutenant General
|K3| Executive
So it's around 11:20pm, and I just got off from S1 and the wife is dead asleep on the couch... I take off my earphones and what do I hear?? pr0n!! :lmao: The somewhat safe I guess cuz all they're doing is bumping, grinding and moaning.

For the non-Americans, some satellite dish companies tend to play pr0n at late hours. Don't know the times they start but I can imagine it's around 10 or 11pm.

I was going to wake up the wifey to ask her what she was watching but she was a bit under-the-weather before she knocked out...

Anyway, it's happened to me before that I'll be watching a kids movie before heading to work and if the next time we turn on the TV, what do I see, pr0n!

Shit is hilarious! :lmao:
 
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AVC

Banned
You want the pr0n channel on cable (or sattelite, as the case may be) here, you gotta pay.

And no way do they play pr0n of any sort on the free-to-air channels.

For a second there I thought you were hearing the neighbours! As a matter of fact, when I lived in the flat, my neighbour would go off! You could hear it through the brick wall. Too bad I had no video, just sound.
 
WaLLy

WaLLy

Lieutenant General
|K3| Executive
They put on the "safe-pron" on the HBO, Stars, channels - they aren't free nor they are kids channels. They just do it cuz hardly anyone is up late and they want to attract people with pr0n late at night :giggle:
 
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CiTyCHiLD

Second Lieutenant
Former Krew Member
Yeah, I bet your wife was getting her freak on while you were playing cod4 with the rest of us nerds and she got tired of waiting for you lol jk.
Anyways, they are starting to play that stuff earlier now like around 9:00 pm on some channels. I was watching tv with my grandfather and like every channel had some sort of nudity m(. It was awkward but it was funny because he was making the most childish jokes about it until I finally left.
 
DamageINC

DamageINC

K3's Useless Admin
|K3| Executive
The late night porn on Cinemax and such isn't really porn. They play a lot of softcore B movies with a lot of simulated sex. They are quite boring, even for me. A lot of other countries have much less restricted content on normal tv.
 
MasterCLiP

MasterCLiP

Resident Brony
Former Krew Member
I just like to see naked people, y'know the best prOn is the kind you're not supposed to see! Like you would see this one girl's bewbs on TV and she's like "look at this!!!" and you're like "eh that's cool" but you see half a nip of the waitress at the T.G.I Friday's and you're like "OMG TITAYS!!"
 
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CiTyCHiLD

Second Lieutenant
Former Krew Member
MasterCLiP said:
I just like to see naked people, y'know the best prOn is the kind you're not supposed to see! Like you would see this one girl's bewbs on TV and she's like "look at this!!!" and you're like "eh that's cool" but you see half a nip of the waitress at the T.G.I Friday's and you're like "OMG TITAYS!!"
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Lol so true
 
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