Alright lets play a little game. The setting is a 6PM news cast doing the news. Its simple, get creative and come up with something to add. Ill get the ball rolling. Ill say something, you add something to it to make it funny or awesome. Also use QUOTES and use "..." when you want someone else to finish your statement.
*Que evening news music*
"Good evening, I am Racist Douchbag filling in for Joe momma, Our top story tonight, why baby suicides have increased by almost 200%, but first, a channel 69 exclusive, we go live to Charlie Sheen's mansion for a exclusive interview."
Charlie: WINNING!
"Ahh thats great news Charlie, we are real happy for you here at the channel 69 news roo-, wait give me just one moment ladies an gentlemen...."
"Alright sorry about that, we here at C69 just received some disturbing breaking news, the kernel has just ran out of chicken, I repeat, KFC has just ran out of chicken! We go live to...
*Que evening news music*
"Good evening, I am Racist Douchbag filling in for Joe momma, Our top story tonight, why baby suicides have increased by almost 200%, but first, a channel 69 exclusive, we go live to Charlie Sheen's mansion for a exclusive interview."
Charlie: WINNING!
"Ahh thats great news Charlie, we are real happy for you here at the channel 69 news roo-, wait give me just one moment ladies an gentlemen...."
"Alright sorry about that, we here at C69 just received some disturbing breaking news, the kernel has just ran out of chicken, I repeat, KFC has just ran out of chicken! We go live to...