Where are they?

[Sodalover]

So, this will kind of be like the Caveadsum shenanigan where we found out that GOSS was a girl, but where are some of our members? Not the Grey Fox and Cave type, who have given up COD to focus on life, but members who like defied gravity and fell their ass of the surface of the Earth, vanish and we never hear from again? What happened people? Did they just got bored? Or did they became ass hats down the road and got booted of like zack (I have no idea who he is, only using it because AVC called him a douche in his signature), or did they just joined, with a dream of being a moderator so they could get on their own powertrip (I used to have this dream, but abandoned it long ago when I saw how the servers were run)?

So, mind giving me a little heads up about our shady past of our members and pitch in ideas of how to keep them active? I certainly think there are not enough active Krew membe.

Just my two shits. Don't have to do anything I asked. Don't have to tell me about anything. I know I'm nosy, and one of these days the secret police of Canada is going to wet me for digging into their wrong doings.

 

[CiTyCHiLD]

Well I think there is still a lot of members active. During that scrim it felt like a full server. Some people have crazy schedules and cant be on that much. It's that simple. I don't think we are the type of people that order others to play a video game or log into the internet. There are consequences to not being active on the forum though. It's up to them how active they want to be.

 

[Cent0]

Zack308 was a member of KKK about a year ago. He thought it was cool to lie to all of us, saying that he had a girlfriend named Mimi, who was supposedly a pornstar, had a son, and was later became a mod. We were stupid and believed all that. Later banned because he made numerous accounts on the forum to imitate other people. He made a account as Mimi too, lool.


We have MANY MANY MANY old members that just like died out, never seen after they joined. About a year ago, we didn't have this recruitment thing. It was just that you needed to have been a member of the FORUM for 1 week, and had a minimum of 10 posts. Lol, that's how I joined. You can see how many people took advantage of this. They just joined the forum for 1 week, joined KKK, and left. This was the reason why the staffs made a new system, lol. I remember people like |KKK|Ricica, |KKK|Jeff, |KKK| lilroodude, |KKK|Illusion, |KKK|CaptainCockSlap, and |KKK|epic_killer.

OH how I miss them.

 

[Sodalover]

Damn. What a rough history. Hey, maybe Wally can write another story about thiss!!! Do it it Wally!!!

Thanks to you too Cent, for taking your time out for this instead of buying skinnies!

 

[Cent0]

I bought new skinnies on thursday..
and I believe I gave a really rough summery of it, but thats all I can remeber, lol

 

[WaLLy]

Soda, I like to reminisce about previous members but I can barely remember what I did last week. Lol so, if you can narrow it down to some members, we can start sharing our experiences with them.

I got one for ya though: Alien

Turns out she was a guy! What kind of person would portray themselves as a girl on a male dominant forum? Lol. She's, rather, he's been banned.

 

[Cent0]

i never knew, how did we find out he was a guy?

 

[WaLLy]

We had suspicions. I'm too lazy to dig up the thread but last year he came and confessed in a thread. Banned shortly after.

 

[Sodalover]

Lol. What the hell is wrong with the ass hat that comes in thie forums?Trolling then confessing? LOL! Note: I'm laughing at the troll, not you guys and your hard work.

 

[TheDude]

IDK.... i could tell you im really 40 years old and you guys would believe me, and believe that i was lying the whole time. It's not hard to fool people over the internet. It's ghey.

 

[Cent0]

I confess that I am a girl. i am a lesbo. and kaylas my les partner.



...


LOLWUT.
naw, im joking guys, im a guy

 

[SiloHunter]

Was he/she banned for lying about being she/he or another reason?
Because bannibg for lying doesnt seem fair, like I think a ban for my Katelove incident would be more appropriate then bannibg for lying.

 

[NickHouston]

it wasnt just lying. zack made up his whole entire life in order for us to think hes cool. He lied about everything he ever said. He was a total douchebag

 

[CiTyCHiLD]

Was he/she banned for lying about being she/he or another reason?
Because bannibg for lying doesnt seem fair, like I think a ban for my Katelove incident would be more appropriate then bannibg for lying.

Wait, what happened?

 

[MasterCLiP]

Bam to behold, a public bulletin board, built of both brilliance and barbarity by bastards with boners. This bastion, no mere bulwark of boredom, is a brutal barrage of blistering bullshit, barely benevolent... but behind the bigotry and boobs, beyond the bitter broadcasts of bragging buffoons: here be the body politic. A brotherhood of blasphemy, blessed with more balls than brains, battling the bland, the bogus, the benign. Bedlam? Bring it on. But I babble... better to be brief.

- Kaptain Krunch Krew

 

[TheDude]

it wasnt just lying. zack made up his whole entire life in order for us to think hes cool. He lied about everything he ever said. He was a total douchebag

He also wallhacked and threatened members.

He was also a dumb hick. BAM SUCK IT

Whether he remains a dumb hick or not is unknown.

 

[RikuX2]

Wow all this is interesting , and WHAT?! GOSS IS A GIRL?! big surprise there... because i hate the dutch!

 

[stevo]

GOSS isnt dutch lol hes aussi

 

[RikuX2]

exactly. i was merely stating that i hate the dutch (no racism intended)

 

[517Houston]

The Dutch gave us these::

and these::

and this::

And dont forget the dutch boys::

and the dutch girls::