cheesy chat up lines

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Pugsport

Second Lieutenant
|K3| Member
dont have to be ones you use can be ones you heard lol. i think some of them can be quite funny.

1: - If you were a hamburger, you'd be a McGorgeous (unless your mcfoe then i guess its If you were a hamburger, you'd be a McWoot)
2: - Can I have directions? (To where?) To your heart
3: - If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
4: - Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!
5: - Do you like dried biscuits? Eat this, (get penis out) it's a cracker!

a friend of mine did number 5 for in a pub for laugh lol apart from used a hot dog bun instead and changed the words. have to say it was funny and the women was pretty :eek:.

i have few more but ill post up later
 
517Houston

517Houston

|KKK| Gaming Legend
|K3| Member
Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!
Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!
Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them.
Do you want to see something swell?
Excuse me, but you have a beep on your nose. What? (Reach up and gently squeeze her nose) BEEP!
Hey babe, wanna make an easy fifty bucks?
Should I call you in the morning or nudge you?
So, you're a girl huh?
Would you like to come over to my place later? You can bring some friends because my face seats five.
You know how they say skin is the largest organ? Not in my case.
If you were a booger I'd pick you first.
Hi... would you fuck me? I'd fuck me, I'd fuck me real hard!!
Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus.
My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in
Did you just sit in a water puddle, or are you just happy to see me?
 
Stegemonster

Stegemonster

Corporal
Former Krew Member
are you a parking ticket cause you have FINE written all over you
if i could rearrange the alphabet i would but U and I together


i have some more but i cant think of them
 
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