The young Arab

[517Houston]

A young Arab asks his father, "What is that weird hat you are wearing?"

The father said, "Why, it's a 'chechia' because in the desert it protects our heads from the sun."

"And what is this type of clothing that you are wearing?" asked the young man.

"It's a 'djbellah' because in the desert it is very hot and it protects the body." said the father.

The son asked, "And what about those ugly shoes on your feet?

His father replied, "These are 'babouches", which keep us from burning our feet in the desert."

"So tell me then," added the boy.

"Yes, my son?"

"Why are you living in Kitchener, Ontario Canada, and still wearing all this shit?":cold:

 

[Take]

+1...

 

[PwnSauce]

"My son, it is because because the civilized western world has a broken and self-destructive immigration policy that's not enforced a the state or federal level".

"I see father. How stupid of them".

"Yes, my son!"

 

[TheDude]

Arabs invented written algebra and the decimal system and made many medical advances that were very important to the trade world (along with countless other goods) during chinese dynastic periods and after the Fall of Rome. Then the Catholic Church slaughtered them. Maybe if they hadn't been terrorized so much they wouldn't hate us infidels.

"Father, why do you eat that bread and drink that wine?"
"My Son, it turns into Jesus's flesh and blood in my digestive tract"
"Nice...you crazy fuck!"

 

[CiTyCHiLD]

Lol so funny.

 

[AVC]

Arabs invented written algebra and the decimal system and made many medical advances that were very important to the trade world (along with countless other goods) during chinese dynastic periods and after the Fall of Rome.

Yeah, but the robes are still stupid.

 

[TheDude]

yea and the pope looks like a moron, too. But... hes the pope.

 

[RikuX2]

Rated.

 

[Howleyy]

haha hillarious

 

[517Houston]

Thanks for ruining the joke post dude..lol

 

[TheDude]

It's not a joke when you actually think Muslims are worse than christians. Then it's just ignorance.... and bad christianity.

 

[517Houston]

Again Dude...YOU bring religion into something and go wayyy off topic

 

[TheDude]

The Dude - n. - 1. An overly serious fuck who thinks his opinions ought to be shoved down the throats of innocent shit talkers worldwide. 2. Thread killer. 3. Someone who sucks the life out of conversation through excessive speech and overly argumentative statements/accusations. 4. Someone who thinks they know everything, but in fact only know a handful of things. 5. A piece of shit. 6. A person who owns 517Houston in CoD4 every single time.


Sorry for ruining your thread Bob. Sorry for ruining the joke people.

 

[MasterCLiP]

The Dude - n. - 1. An overly serious fuck who thinks his opinions ought to be shoved down the throats of innocent shit talkers worldwide. 2. Thread killer. 3. Someone who sucks the life out of conversation through excessive speech and overly argumentative statements/accusations. 4. Someone who thinks they know everything, but in fact only know a handful of things. 5. A piece of shit. 6. A person who owns 517Houston in CoD4 every single time.


Sorry for ruining your thread Bob. Sorry for ruining the joke people.

Can I quote this?

 

[517Houston]

The Dude - n. - 1. An overly serious fuck who thinks his opinions ought to be shoved down the throats of innocent shit talkers worldwide. 2. Thread killer. 3. Someone who sucks the life out of conversation through excessive speech and overly argumentative statements/accusations. 4. Someone who thinks they know everything, but in fact only know a handful of things. 5. A piece of shit. 6. A person who owns 517Houston in CoD4 every single time.


Sorry for ruining your thread Bob. Sorry for ruining the joke people.

Dude, you cannot "own" one that doesn't care whether he wins or not

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Can I quote this?

Feel free to...