Women - a chemical analysis --

MasterCLiP

Resident Brony
Former Krew Member
--Women--

Element: Women
Symbol: Wo
Discoverer: Adam
Atomic Mass: Accepted at 53.6 kg, but known to vary between 40 & 200 kg
Occurrences: Copious quantities in all urban areas
PHYSICAL PROPERTIES:
1. Surface usually covered in painted film.
2. Boils at nothing; freezes without known reason.
3. Melts if given special treatment.
4. Bitter if incorrectly used.
5. Found in various states from virgin metal to common ore.
6. Yields if pressure applied in correct places.
CHEMICAL PROPERTIES:
1. Has a great affinity for gold, silver and a range of precious stones.
2. Absorbs great quantities of expensive substances.
3. May explode spontaneously without prior warning and for no know reason.
4. Insoluble in liquids, but activity increases greatly when saturated in alcohol.
5. Most powerful money reducing agent known to man.
COMMON USES:
1. Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars.
2. Can be a great aid to relaxation. 3. Very effective cleaning agent. TESTS:
1. Pure specimen turns rosy pink when discovered in the natural state. 2. Turns green when placed beside a better specimen.
HAZARDS:
1. Highly dangerous except in experienced hands.
2. Illegal to possess more than one, although several can be maintained at different locations as long as specimens do not come into direct contact with each other.
 

AVC

Banned
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TheDude

Dudesicle
|K3| Member
Whats interesting is that the female brain is actually slightly different than the male brain, aside from the obvious differences in hormone levels and chemical balances. I mean structurally different.
 

Cent0

Lieutenant Colonel
|K3| Member
Whats interesting is that the female brain is actually slightly different than the male brain, aside from the obvious differences in hormone levels and chemical balances. I mean structurally different.

Kinda ruined it there with yo' science.
 

MasterCLiP

Resident Brony
Former Krew Member
Can everyone look at the 5th bullet under physical properties? Anyone else think that's hilarious?
 
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