Hiliarious pirate poker convo

DamageINC

K3's Useless Admin
|K3| Executive
Long, but worth the read.

[Zuty]: I've got the letter J and the letter A, is that good?
[DamageINC]: no fold
[WaLLy]: I've got a K!
[WaLLy]: and a 5
[DamageINC]: ive got a small penis
[WaLLy]: lol
[Zuty]: Did I win?
[WaLLy]: no
[Zuty]: Looks like it ...
[WaLLy]: you lost you fucking bitch!
[WaLLy]: =P
[DamageINC]: can we not bingo
[Zuty]: Calm down kid.
[WaLLy]: Zuty, where are you from?
[Layer]: not again
[Zuty]: The internet
[Zuty]: Did I win again? I'm confused ...
[carocati]: yes you win
[carocati]:
[WaLLy]: lol
[carocati]: are you retarded?
[kafunstreet]: lol
[WaLLy]: Pirate Poker HACKS!!!!
[kafunstreet]: lol
[Zuty]: So whenever I click this button I get chips ...
[DamageINC]: kuty knock it off
[Zuty]: How do I win?
[Zuty]: Do I math the numbers?
[carocati]: jajjajajajaja you win, be happy
[WaLLy]: Zuty, you damn chip whore!
[Zuty]: That's very immature of you ...
[WaLLy]: I gotta remember, we're not in our forum =X
[DamageINC]: fu all
[carocati]: zuty you are a boy or a girl?
[Zuty]: Male
[DamageINC]: yea stack em up suckah
[kafunstreet]: lol
[Layer]: Q_Q
[WaLLy]: lol
[Layer]: now i don't have chips
[Layer]: :(
[Zuty]: Why do you ask Caro?
[DamageINC]: cos she wants to kick u in the nuts
[carocati]: just a question
[WaLLy]: lol
[Zuty]: I've been kicked there so much, it's really nothing now.
[WaLLy]: if I see a 5
[WaLLy]: I'm gonna shoot a bitch!
[Zuty]: Jesus kid, calm down ...
[Zuty]: It's a game.
[carocati]: shut up
[DamageINC]: this is serious business
[WaLLy]: lol
[carocati]: its just a game
[kafunstreet]: por que no subes
[WaLLy]: silence, I keel you
[DamageINC]: LMAO
[Zuty]: If this is serious business, you live a sad, sad life.
[DamageINC]: thats not news
[WaLLy]: you're taking things too seriously.
[WaLLy]: you're living a sad life
[DamageINC]: 500 more chips i can buy a car
[WaLLy]: j & 7
[WaLLy]: fold
[Layer]: this is not serious now get the fuck down the floor and give me all your chips or imma blow your head motherfucker im MEXICAN
[WaLLy]: what kinda car?
[Zuty]: Lol, it's fake money dude ... How can you buy a car
[DamageINC]: what fake? FUCKJ i thought i was rich
[Layer]: oh maaaaaan
[Layer]: ur not rich?
[WaLLy]: seriously Zuty, you think we're being serious?
[Layer]: fuck im not ur friend anymore
[DamageINC]: better call momma, she getting a crappy bday present now
[Layer]: hahahah
[carocati]: dont fight please
[WaLLy]: lol
[DamageINC]: i only beat up mexicans
[Zuty]: You guys are so immature ...
[WaLLy]: lol
[WaLLy]: hey D, is that kaleef?
[DamageINC]: kalaar?
[WaLLy]: yeah
[WaLLy]: kalaar
[DamageINC]: who
[WaLLy]: lol
[WaLLy]: Zuty
[DamageINC]: LOL
[DamageINC]: nh
[kafunstreet]: lol
[Zuty]: Sup?
[DamageINC]: that means nice hand
[kafunstreet]: solo pierde
[kafunstreet]: pobre
[Zuty]: English.
[WaLLy]: hijo de la... puros pinches all-ins
[kafunstreet]: lol
[DamageINC]: if i see puto inc ill know what it means fyi
[DamageINC]: lol
[WaLLy]: Jamaican.
[WaLLy]: LMAO
[WaLLy]: pinche INC
[WaLLy]: vale gorro
[Zuty]: I said English. Please speak in English.
[WaLLy]: English MOTHAFUCKA!! Do you speak it!?!?!
[DamageINC]: yp quiero zuty ci unda las mes queero?
[kafunstreet]: no
[WaLLy]: concurs with damagae
[WaLLy]: fukkkk
[Zuty]: If you aren't going to talk to me to my face, you are obviously a little pussy coward.
[kafunstreet]: n
[WaLLy]: I had a K!
[DamageINC]: zuty i made all that up
[WaLLy]: Zuty, where do you live?
[Zuty]: PA
[DamageINC]: i dont speak spanish
[WaLLy]: I'll go say it to your face
[DamageINC]: lol
[Zuty]: Okay
[WaLLy]: are you related to the Houstons?
[Zuty]: 135 Walnut Lane, Ambler, PA, 19002
[DamageINC]: LOL
[Zuty]: I'll meet you out front.
[WaLLy]: Fuck, it's Bob Houston!!!
[kafunstreet]: hey la ultima
[Zuty]: No relation.
[WaLLy]: Zuty, we're just joking man. Sheesh
[WaLLy]: stop walking with a stick up your ass...
[Zuty]: Obviously not.
[Zuty]: And I am most certainly not.
[kafunstreet]: bye bye
[DamageINC]: what a fkn idiot
[Zuty]: I'm still here ...
[DamageINC]: oh
[WaLLy]: we know
[WaLLy]: lol
[DamageINC]: leave so i can call u a fkn idiot
[WaLLy]: LOL
[Zuty]: Very mature ...
[kafunstreet]: caro?
[WaLLy]: son of a FAT bitch! I gotta wash the dishes or else my wife will beat me
[DamageINC]: i mean if thats ur actualy address just WOW
[kafunstreet]: te quedan fichas?
[carocati]: que pasa kafun?
[carocati]: pocas...
[DamageINC]: actual*
[Zuty]: Stop fapping to porn, playing shitty poker games, and trolling on 4Chan and get a fucking life ...
[Zuty]: Bunch of fucking losers
[DamageINC]: 4chan!
[WaLLy]: lol @ 4chan
[kafunstreet]: ven a otea sala
[carocati]: dale
[DamageINC]: i think zuty is joe momma
[WaLLy]: joe momma = ghey
[DamageINC]: lol
[DamageINC]: man , what a fkn idiot
[WaLLy]: runs for cover
[Zuty]: How old are you? 10? Stop fucking going around stuff and spell it out.
[WaLLy]: the wife is coming with a boom stick!
[DamageINC]: damn!
[DamageINC]: bustd again
[Zuty]: Bunch of fucking chicken shit pussies
[DamageINC]: lol
[WaLLy]: lol
[WaLLy]: fkn idiot
[bro3]: busted
[WaLLy]: oh wait
[WaLLy]: he's still here
[DamageINC]: im 5 foot 4, 120 lbs and a yellow belt son
[WaLLy]: =P
[Zuty]: Like I fucking care DMG
[Zuty]: I'm sure you are lying
[bro3]: u're a kid
[DamageINC]: i can do the krane kick
[WaLLy]: lol
[DamageINC]: u seen karate kid mf
[WaLLy]: LMAO
[bro3]: lmao
[Zuty]: I'd fucking beat all your asses; you're just acting tough, because you are hiding behind the internet.
[WaLLy]: this is better than UB right?
[WaLLy]: =P
[Zuty]: Fucking dipshit
[DamageINC]: im behind a monitor
[Zuty]: Yeah, hiding from me
[Zuty]: So you just fucking run your mouth
[WaLLy]: I'm behind a laptop
[WaLLy]: dude, relax
[DamageINC]: did u hear the part about me and the krane kick
[WaLLy]: this is just a game LOL
[WaLLy]: LMAO
[DamageINC]: lol
[Zuty]: I am relaxed, you're the one taking it out of fucking control.
[WaLLy]: man, we need a "Funny Pirate Poker comments" thread
[DamageINC]: oh man, we used to have fights like this on UB that went for hours
[WaLLy]: lol
[Zuty]: Oh i have one going, that's I do this.
[Zuty]: Well, I'm bored ...
[WaLLy]: smell that fart?
[WaLLy]: it's your upper lip
 

WaLLy

Lieutenant General
|K3| Executive
I was laughing the whole time!! LOL

And I re-read everything again, and it's still hilarious!!! hahahaha
 

Nabil

Staff Sergeant
lol damage and wally you pwned zita pretty BADLY! I was laughing the whole time especially the part where moment said ([DamageINC]: did u hear the part about me and the krane kick).
 

Trasgu

Second Lieutenant
Former Krew Member
hahahaha, I love Wally and Inc trying to speak in Spanish. Fucking hilarious
 
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