The 2010 Dutch stereotype Christmas!

Take

Flying Dutchman
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Hiya people!
Y'all ready for another Christmas story?!
Let's take it to the far, far Netherlands. On a cold december morning our head character TakeAway woke up in his apparent. "Ughmm, Is is wednesday already?" said our beloved Take. He walked, half sleeping, to the kitchen to make himself some coffee.
After drinking his coffee Take decided to buy a Christmas tree, he went to the local plant store. Once in the shop he wanted to do something special, this christmas. The regular White widow Christmas tree didn't match his carpet anymore. "So what the hell let's do some Santa bud" These one grows some red and gold fruits and are bigger compared with the others.
Take went home, full of joy with his new decoration piece. "Oh fuck!" Said Take " It's Christmas! So help the poor!" A few minutes later Take knocked on the door...
Titoezz opened the door and got a smile on his face! "Oh-my-gosh Take I'm so happy to see you!" "So am I Titoezz! I brought you a gif, out of FRIENDSHIP!" Take handed the Martini bottle over. "oh man, I'm so lucky he didn't had a mistletoe"
Take. continued his Christmas trip. "Where to go now?" Of-course, let's go to the orphanage and give KTM, No Mercy and Joe Momma some presents! Ding-Dong went the bell. How cute, those little kids were so happy to see big Take. After delivering the presents to the kids he went to the older section of the orphanage to look for No Mercy his sister... An hour later, Take left the orphanage happier than ever.
Let's take the train to the KFC! The train can be so god damn boring.. But hey, who's that?! Ahh! It's PwnSauce! "What the hell are you doing here shouldn't you work?" Take asked.."Nope, I jedi minded my boss so I could flyover to see my girl and fly back before he knows it!" answered Pwn. "I see, let's go to Damage first!"
They went to the far Tatooine to find their friend DamageINC. Once arrived they got a age taking phone call from Damage... The message? "Meet me at my castle." An hour later the duo arrived and DamageINC welcomed them with open hands. After a delicious meal decided Take to go back home because it was getting late...
"Oh, Finally home... Let's turn the TV on and turn that other thing... haha!"
-Knock-Knock-
"Who the hell could that be?!" Take opened the door "Oh fuck! did I forgot to pay my rent?! man it's Christmas! I'm sure I payed the rent!" Take screamed. "Shut up fool!" replied house keeper WaLLy. Every one knows the Founders' bamhamer bans the hardest!! "rcon banclient 2123!!!" screamed wally. "No! Wait I'm 2122! TheDude is #2123! You know I pay my rent!" said Take before Wally hit him with the banhamer. "Oh my bad!" Wally left.
A few seconds later... a girl sounding scream followed by a splashy sound.. Poor TheDude.
Finally, time to relax and play some fuckin' call of duty 4, at-least if them spawncampers don't do stupid things...

Happy Christmas from Amsterdam.
And I wish you a blasting new year!

TakeAway
 
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