Twas the night before PwnChristmas and all through Killhouse,
Not a n00bie was stirring, no even NickHous(ton) <-fail
The clays had been hung with great care in the night
In hopes that pwn would give the n00bies a fright.
Krew children were nestled all snug in n00b beds
But nightmares of Pwn's P90 danced in their heads
With walt in his PJs and Dam full of pork
Both fell into sleep yet dreaming of work (cept for dam cause he don't work)
With game underway and big weapons in hand
there arose some great whining but not from a man
OMFG HACKER screamed n00bies in the shout
Come quickly, come quickly and kick them right out
STFU said Pwn and give me a name!
Else I'll boot you and put you to shame!
It's Joe Momma Joe Momma he's hacking again!
Get in there and pwn him and pwn him again!
Pwn looked up with ire and glanced at his screen
indeed it was true, Joe's being real mean
I logged in real quickly but typo-ed and cursed
Some dumbass chose passwords with numbers and words
Finally logged in and searching for Joe
He's Wallhacking on Broadcast again being a ho
I typed in banclient still watching the map
yet typoed and banned someone else crap! oh Crap!
With commands surely typed and all seeming a go!
Turns out he's just pre-aiming not being a ho
I cursed at the n00bs and returned to my work
Why come here Cry HACKER stop being a dork!
lol
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Not a n00bie was stirring, no even NickHous(ton) <-fail
The clays had been hung with great care in the night
In hopes that pwn would give the n00bies a fright.
Krew children were nestled all snug in n00b beds
But nightmares of Pwn's P90 danced in their heads
With walt in his PJs and Dam full of pork
Both fell into sleep yet dreaming of work (cept for dam cause he don't work)
With game underway and big weapons in hand
there arose some great whining but not from a man
OMFG HACKER screamed n00bies in the shout
Come quickly, come quickly and kick them right out
STFU said Pwn and give me a name!
Else I'll boot you and put you to shame!
It's Joe Momma Joe Momma he's hacking again!
Get in there and pwn him and pwn him again!
Pwn looked up with ire and glanced at his screen
indeed it was true, Joe's being real mean
I logged in real quickly but typo-ed and cursed
Some dumbass chose passwords with numbers and words
Finally logged in and searching for Joe
He's Wallhacking on Broadcast again being a ho
I typed in banclient still watching the map
yet typoed and banned someone else crap! oh Crap!
With commands surely typed and all seeming a go!
Turns out he's just pre-aiming not being a ho
I cursed at the n00bs and returned to my work
Why come here Cry HACKER stop being a dork!
lol
end
