True stories....

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Flying Dutchman
|K3| Member
So,
Here you can post the funniest/weird things that ever happened to you. Do not make shit up and keep it cool.
 

WaLLy

Lieutenant General
|K3| Executive
A 60-something year old teacher farted while talking to me. 'least she said "excuse me".

Gross!
 

Arcani

Second Lieutenant
Former Krew Member
weirdest thing ever....... my whole life is weird so its hard to find something even weirder.......a girl actually liked me one time

no im not lying
 

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Flying Dutchman
|K3| Member
weirdest thing ever....... my whole life is weird so its hard to find something even weirder.......a girl actually liked me one time

no im not lying

That's a hardcore story right there!!!
 

The Moment

|K3|Recruit Admin
|K3| Executive
My girlfriend got hit on by a drunk auburn student after one of the games...
She's 14.
He said, "Hey, you're pretty. Wanna go to the bar?"
 

NickHouston

WaLLy's Personal Favorite Krew Member
|K3| Member
|K3| Media Team
I was making some cheesesteaks for my scout troop on a camping trip. I turned the grill on high and it took me too long to light it. When i finally did, all of the propane in the air ignited and i almost burnt my face of. Now that i think about it, it was very funny.
 

The Moment

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|K3| Executive
I was training for the State Track meet and I tripped my friend who was in my 4x400 team. He sprained his ankle really bad...
 

AVC

Banned
I was at a mate's place one time, who I was teaching how to drive. It had been raining heavily for a day so we went down to a local park which had a large dirt carpark to do some "circle work" (drift training).

On the way in, on the service road there was a massive pool of water across the road, about a foot deep and about 15 yards long, which we drove slowly through.

After about 20 mins of donuts and wheel spinning we left. On approach to the pool of water there was a car stopped right in the middle, to one side. he had obviously stalled driving through and was sitting there smoking a ciggie waiting for his electrics to dry out, or maybe waiting for help. With the window wound down.

My mate guns it and drives towards the water at about 50 kph. I'm like "WTF!". We hit the water and this massive bow wave comes off the car. Straight at the broken down car. The wave hits him like a frickin tidal wave. Epic.

I'm betting his ciggie went out.
 

Qartveli

Corporal
well i got stucked at playground when i was 9 i was stucked for around 5 hours i even had my lunch there before fire mans figured out that they need to cut demn steel
they even tryed to soap my head and push it from other side but all they did was not working

was kinde of scerry i was lil kid
but kinde of fun when im looking at pics :)
 

Trasgu

Second Lieutenant
Former Krew Member
It was in a trip with a couple of friends. We were all in this, how to call it, youth hotel... yea whatever. So I was with a friend and it was her birthday, we were walking to her room and talking about a guy that she liked so we started getting a bit dirty and stuff. This is what happened when we got to her room.

She: I am really nervous about this. Do you think he will want?
Me: Of course. (I open the door and enter)
All our friends: (who were inside the room making a surprise party) SURPR...
Me: But remember to put the condom correctly
All our friends: ISEEE!!!!!! wait... what?
 
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