Happy Thanksgiving to all......
Happy Thanksgiving
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Thank you Houston.
Happy Thanksgiving to all and to all a good day of eating a helluva lot of food.
Happy Thanksgiving to all and to all a good day of eating a helluva lot of food.
Reality6207
Private First Class
Pregnant Turkey
One year at Thanksgiving, my mom went to my sister's
house for the traditional feast.
Knowing how gullible my sister is, my mom decided to play a trick.
She told my sister she needed something from the store.
When she left, my mom took the turkey out of the oven, and removed
the stuffing, and stuffed a Cornish hen into the turkey,
and re-stuffed the removed stuffing back into the turkey.
She then placed the bird(s) back into the oven.
When it was time for dinner, my sister pulled the turkey out of the oven
and proceeded to remove the stuffing.
When her serving spoon hit something, she reached in and pulled
out the little bird, with a total look of shock on her face.
My mother exclaimed, " Patricia, you've cooked a pregnant turkey",
At the reality of this horrifying news, my sister began to cry.
It took the family two hours to convince her that turkeys lay eggs!
Yep you guessed it------- My sister is a BLONDE!
Have a great Turkey Day and don't eat to much!!!!
One year at Thanksgiving, my mom went to my sister's
house for the traditional feast.
Knowing how gullible my sister is, my mom decided to play a trick.
She told my sister she needed something from the store.
When she left, my mom took the turkey out of the oven, and removed
the stuffing, and stuffed a Cornish hen into the turkey,
and re-stuffed the removed stuffing back into the turkey.
She then placed the bird(s) back into the oven.
When it was time for dinner, my sister pulled the turkey out of the oven
and proceeded to remove the stuffing.
When her serving spoon hit something, she reached in and pulled
out the little bird, with a total look of shock on her face.
My mother exclaimed, " Patricia, you've cooked a pregnant turkey",
At the reality of this horrifying news, my sister began to cry.
It took the family two hours to convince her that turkeys lay eggs!
Yep you guessed it------- My sister is a BLONDE!
Have a great Turkey Day and don't eat to much!!!!
ROFL that's hilarious ! 
