You may be a Muslim....

[517Houston]

1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor.

You may be a Muslim


2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.

You may be a Muslim


3. You have more wives than teeth.

You may be a Muslim


4. You wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon unclean.

You may be a Muslim


5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.

You may be a Muslim


6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against.

You may be a Muslim


7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.

You may be a Muslim


8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.

You may be a Muslim


9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four.

You may be a Muslim


10. Your cousin is president of the United States ..

You may be a Muslim

 

[Trasgu]

lololololololololol

now really, WTF

 

[Take]

Poor Mo, lol

 

[The Moment]

* If you greet your wife fist-to-fist instead of open palm-to-open palm, you might be a Muslim.

* If you want to turn the USA into a terrorist paradise with universal terrorist healthcare and college tuition credits for every terrorist, you might be a Muslim.

* If you have ever not punched a gay person you totally could have punched, you might be a Muslim.

* If you lob inspiring platitudes like hand grenades, you might be a Muslim.

* If you have talked to a Muslim, you might be a Muslim.

* If young people aren't immediately revulsed by your craggy, translucent skin and creepy old man giggle, you might be a Muslim.

* If you go to a Christian church that has a crazy pastor, you might be a Muslim.

* If you're black and running for president, you might be a Muslim.

 

[mohammed]

Oh mighty allah....

 

[J-Kelly]

i think i could be... MUSLIM!