There's a mosquito in my room...

[Master_Race]

...and I am waiting, airsoft gun in hand, for it to land.

 

[Master_Race]

And if it lands on me, I will say,"Yippie Kiya Motherf***er" to take us both out.

 

[WaLLy]

;D

 

[Cent0]

you know how to kill mosquitos the real way?
fart on them

 

[WaLLy]

how the heck are you gonna fart on one in the 1st place?

 

[TheDude]

wally says this after relentlessly trying, and relentlessly failing.

 

[PwnSauce]

look on the walls. After they bite, they have to land on a vertical surface to digest your blood because they're too heavy to fly well.
This involves excreting a liquid derivative from your blood, heh. gross.
This is why you see small stains on walls of places with lots of mosquitoes.

I heard a radio show about mosquitoes yesterday.

 

[Cent0]

how do you fart?
eat lots of Beans for Breakfast :]