What you all fail to realize is that pwn cannot do any of those shenanigans. He is an Officer and a Gentleman meaning fun and silliness must only be assigned to the enlisted folks
The really sad part is, back when I was in the army, portable digital cameras weren't exactly mainstream, so I have little tomfoolery evidence. Although there was maybe a little bit of tomfoolery, cough cough.
I think I have a few of bogged Unimogs, but not even digital