Funny Homework Excuses

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H1pFiR3

Sergeant
We have all heard the "My dog ate my homework" excuse right?
What are some other funny ones?
Post Away!
Here are some of mine.

I didn't do it because I spent all night doing the previous night's homework.
I let somebody copy it but they never gave it back.
History repeats itself. I didn't do my homework last week.
I couldn't find the answer book in the library.
The bus seat was too wet to finish it this morning.
 
WaLLy

WaLLy

Lieutenant General
|K3| Executive
I'm failing anyway.. so what's the point?
My Internet access was down.

The best one of them all is...
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:K
 
Cent0

Cent0

Lieutenant Colonel
|K3| Member
I forgot we had homework... can I do it and turn it in tomorrow?

^That worked for me last year with this teacher who loved me <333
 
MikeK

MikeK

Vodka supplier
|K3| Member
I'm not going to study math. im my university so I dont need to study it now XD

^ the funniest thing is that it works sometimes :lmao:

end the second is

me: "I didnt have enought time"
teacher: " :ayfkm:you HW was very little!!!:rage:"
me: "but there were 5 "little" HWs for 45 mins each" (enother subjects)
 
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NickHouston

NickHouston

WaLLy's Personal Favorite Krew Member
|K3| Member
|K3| Media Team
"It fell in dog crap on the way to the bus stop."

"I didn't feel like it."

"My dad told me that homework was invented by the commies."
 
Ethan

Ethan

Captain
Former Krew Member
"I was on kkkgaming.com."

"I went to bed."

"I had homework for all subjects, and felt that this was the least important because: Since you are such a great teacher, I understand the material."
 
Kessa

Kessa

|KKK|'s Sheep Herder
Former Krew Member
''According to my calculations, the problem doesn't exist''

''I did it, but i forgot it at home''

''I thought it was due tommorow''

''I sold it for lunch money''

:D
 
MikeK

MikeK

Vodka supplier
|K3| Member
"your subject is useles"

---------- Post added at 01:19 AM ---------- Previous post was at 01:18 AM ----------
NickHouston said:
"It fell in dog crap on the way to the bus stop."
"My dad told me that homework was invented by the commies."
Click to expand...

+1 (can't thank)
 
Z

ZeroHoustn

Private First Class
I was too busy pleasuring myself with a picture of you, that I completely forgot

My house caught fire because of your gay ass homework

I did homework, I washed dishes, took the dog for a walk ect.

I did it in my head. No, seriously ask me anything.

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CiTyCHiLD

Second Lieutenant
Former Krew Member
How about: "The trashcan ate my homework".

Or for us Call of Duty nerds: "An Airstrike blew up my house with my homework in it".

For females, they can use: "I don't need to do my homework I'm going to be a stripper".
 
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